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Subhead - May 2006

by Jason Roth

  • (AFP, May 15, 2006)

    Bush Orders up to 6,000 Troops to US-Mexico Border to Stem Illegal Immigration

    Iran Infuriated Over Prospect of Hauling Bombs All the Way from Niagara Falls


  • (Reuters, May 15, 2006)

    Death Toll From Pakistan Heatwave Crosses 50

    Environmentalists Applaud Pakistan's Double-Pronged Effort to Reduce Carbon Dioxide Emissions


  • (Daily Mail, May 12, 2006)

    Girl, 11, Will Be Britain's Youngest Mother

    Grandfather, 23, Still Wanking His Way Through Retirement


  • (Reuters, May 15, 2006)

    Oil Drops Below $69 on Consumption Worries

    Price of 69 Reaches $275/Hour, Customers to Pay More by the Pump


  • (AP, May 15, 2006)

    Bears Eat Monkey in Front of Zoo Visitors

    PETA Splinters, Monkey Rights Faction Promises Swift Retribution Against Bear Rights Faction; Bear Rights Activists "Not Scared", Sources Say


  • (AP, May 15, 2006)

    Chat Rooms Help FBI Hunt for Pedophiles

    Claiming Unfair Competition, DEA Chief Demands More Crack Dens


  • (AFP, May 15, 2006)

    EU Pledges 'Bold' Nuclear Offer for Iran

    Offers to Provide "All You Can Launch" ICBMs if Iran Promises to Use for Entertainment Purposes Only


  • (Reuters, May 14, 2006)

    Worry Over Mobile Phone Explosions

    Public Transportation Passengers Concerned That Pieces of That Annoying Asshole's Skull Might Soil Their Newly Dry-Cleaned Dress Shirts


  • (AFP, May 15, 2006)

    British Skies UFO-Free for Last 30 Years

    SETI Researchers Call for Increased Funding into 1970s Abductions


  • (Reuters, May 15, 2006)

    Honda Plans New Plant in North America: Report

    United Auto Workers Union Plans to Curb "Jap" Comments Until Each of Eight Mandatory Smoking Breaks


  • (Reuters, May 15, 2006)

    Merapi Volcano Erupts with Gas and Ash

    9 out of 10 Fleeing Indonesians Prefer Noisy Volcanoes to Quiet Tsunamis, According to a New Poll by the One-Member Strong Indonesian Broadcasters and Electricians Association

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