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Subhead - November 2005

by Jason Roth

  • (AP, November 7, 2005)

    Rioting Threatens France's Tourism Image

    Reputation for surrender still holding strong.

  • (AP, November 7, 2005)

    France to impose curfews to quell rioting

    Chirac breaks silence, threatens to restrict youths' Minitel privileges for a week.

  • (AP, November 7, 2005)

    Crews Search Ind. Pond for Tornado Victims

    Guy in tree says, "Hey, I'm up here, assholes."

  • (AP, November 7, 2005)

    U.N. Nuclear Chief Sees Progress on Iran

    Talks to restart talks now under discussion, sources say.

  • (Reuters, November 7, 2005)

    New 'chip' could provide quick bird flu test

    Crabs crabs detector under FDA review; surgically implanted platypus erectile dysfunction monitor and robotic wombat gingivitis self-examination tool still under development.

  • (, November 7, 2005)

    Teachers often identify ADHD

    Symptoms include: passing notes, dozing off, paper airplane throwing, and etching "school sucks my dick" into a desk.

  • (AP, November 7, 2005)

    50 Cent Film Offers New Version of Rapper

    Unveils darker, more cynical side, rarely seen in such songs as "Fat Bitch" and lyrics like "Your appetite'll put a dent up in a nigga salary."

  • (, November 4, 2005)

    Smoking fight goes outside

    Environmentalists express concern over plan to nail 250,000 "no smoking" signs to endangered redwoods.

  • (AP, November 8, 2005)

    CBS, NBC to Offer TV Shows for 99 Cents

    Collusion suspected as "Two and a Half Men" and "Will & Grace" are both sold at cost.

  • (AP, November 8, 2005)

    Man Who Took Dead Boy's Identity Sentenced

    Authorities confiscate one Chuck E. Cheese membership card.

  • (Reuters, November 7, 2005)

    Three die playing catch with grenade

    Fourth guy alive but "feeling like a pansy" for dropping it.

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