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Subhead - November 2005

by Jason Roth

• (AP, November 7, 2005)

  Rioting Threatens France's Tourism Image

  Reputation for surrender still holding strong.

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• (AP, November 7, 2005)

  France to impose curfews to quell rioting

  Chirac breaks silence, threatens to restrict youths' Minitel privileges for a week.

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• (AP, November 7, 2005)

  Crews Search Ind. Pond for Tornado Victims

  Guy in tree says, "Hey, I'm up here, assholes."

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• (AP, November 7, 2005)

  U.N. Nuclear Chief Sees Progress on Iran

  Talks to restart talks now under discussion, sources say.

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• (Reuters, November 7, 2005)

  New 'chip' could provide quick bird flu test

  Crabs crabs detector under FDA review; surgically implanted platypus erectile dysfunction monitor and robotic wombat gingivitis self-examination tool still under development.

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• (USATODAY.com, November 7, 2005)

  Teachers often identify ADHD

  Symptoms include: passing notes, dozing off, paper airplane throwing, and etching "school sucks my dick" into a desk.

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• (AP, November 7, 2005)

  50 Cent Film Offers New Version of Rapper

  Unveils darker, more cynical side, rarely seen in such songs as "Fat Bitch" and lyrics like "Your appetite'll put a dent up in a nigga salary."

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• (USATODAY.com, November 4, 2005)

  Smoking fight goes outside

  Environmentalists express concern over plan to nail 250,000 "no smoking" signs to endangered redwoods.

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• (AP, November 8, 2005)

  CBS, NBC to Offer TV Shows for 99 Cents

  Collusion suspected as "Two and a Half Men" and "Will & Grace" are both sold at cost.

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• (AP, November 8, 2005)

  Man Who Took Dead Boy's Identity Sentenced

  Authorities confiscate one Chuck E. Cheese membership card.

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• (Reuters, November 7, 2005)

  Three die playing catch with grenade

  Fourth guy alive but "feeling like a pansy" for dropping it.