Riding on the coattails of the recent Supreme Court decision to keep medicinal marijuana illegal, the FDA voted today to do away with all forms of contracts.
Finding "no health value" in contracts, the FDA has issued a mandatory recall of all contracts, both express and implied. Proponents of the FDA's ruling hailed the decision as a "monumental step forward" in providing relief for the millions of disease sufferers in the United States.
"By doing away with contracts, we are eliminating the possibility of disease," said Ollie Vatnik, Chief Legal Specialist at the FDA. "This is an historic occasion. We are making it completely illegal to contract a disease."
The FDA will review the tort problem next month.
