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Fatal Word Problem Leaves 250 Mathematicians Dead
by Jason Roth
Train A was leaving Boston at fifty miles an hour. Train B was leaving New York at seventy-five miles an hour. How long would it be before 250 mathematicians would be killed?
Answer next week, when we use serial rape to teach you fractions.
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