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VP Candidate Joseph "The Jew" Lieberman's Religious Beliefs "Irrelevant", Gore Says

by Jason Roth

In a three-hour speech emphasizing the virtues of having a Jewish running mate, Vice President Al Gore said "a person's religion is irrelevant to whether he or she is capable of holding office."

Gore went on to say, "We need to break down the barriers of disunity. A candidate being Jewish - or black, or yellow, or green should not determine your vote. It's what inside that counts."

Gore finished the three-hour speech with the proclamation, "So in conclusion, I implore you to vote for me, the only candidate with a Jewish running mate. Oh, by the way, did I mention that he was Jewish?"

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