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Richard Simmons Scraps "Big Fatso" Videos in Favor of "Hot Hunks With Nice Buns"
by Jason Roth and Aaron Kendall
Reportedly bored of fat middle-aged women, exercise guru Richard Simmons recently opted to aim his cameras on young male body builders with "nice buns".
Determined to stay ahead of Suzanne Summers in the exercise video market, Richard Simmons announced that his new "Hot Hunks" exercise video will come with its very own specially-designed exercise apparatus. "Squishy Buns," as the device is called, "is sort of a combination of an exercise bike and barbell," Simmons said. "It's both ridden and pumped."
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