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Popular Shoe Store Has "Shoes For Every Personality"
by Jason Roth
Shirley's Footwear, the international shoe store chain, begins its "Shoes For Every Personality" promotion this week. Shirley Fallon, president and CEO of the company, said "Whether you're cute and outgoing, or mysterious and sexy, you'll find the right shoe for you."
According to Fallon, customers with a "big phony" personality can choose from the Faux-Enrico Antinori pseudo python or the Bolero-lookalike sandal. The "annoying prick" collection includes men's wingtips with a rather grating clash of mustard yellow and hot pink.
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