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"Breakthrough" in Nudist Attire to be Unveiled at Fifteenth Annual Nudist Fashion Show
by Aaron Kendall
A new device, hailed as a "technological breakthrough" by the World Nudists Organization, will be unveiled next week.
In the past, nudists who practice
professional careers have had difficulty in conveniently carrying items, such as car keys
and wallets. However, according to the official press statement, inventors of the new Pooper Pocket plan to rectify that problem.
The Pooper Pocket acts as a retainer for all small accessories, allowing the nudist on the go to operate as flawlessly as the average clad person.
The Pooper Pocket will be on display all week at the Fifteenth Annual Nudist Fashion Show.
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