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Microsoft Critic's House To Be Split in Three
by Jason Roth
Deemed to have a monopoly on the house at 157 Main St., outspoken
Microsoft Critic Joseph Harris's house will be split into three parts
this coming Tuesday. Sources close to the Justice Department say that
because Harris holds an unfair advantage over the many homeless men and
women that live on Main St., the splitting up of Harris's home will be
necessary to level the housing playing field. Reportedly, the space in
Harris's house will be used to house seven homeless men, including a
crack addict named "Whoop Man".
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