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Castro Claims That Communism Would Prevail if Only Capitalists Would Give Cuba Their Money
by Aaron Kendall
Castro organized a rally in Cuba today, once more blaming the United States for Cuba's state of poverty. "We give them the Bay of Pigs, and they do this to us?!? The U.S. embargo and its choke-hold on us must stop at once!" cried the defiant Castro.
Following Castro's conclusion to his speech, a student spoke up and asked why the ideal government of Communism could not stand on its own, without the help of any foreign government. Castro quickly slew him and raised his dead body as a martyr in the great cultural war between Cuba and the United States.
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