Eunice Stillwell, resident of the Young At Heart Home for the Elderly, received a CD-ROM this week offering her a "free trial" of the America Online Internet service.
The alleged password, printed on a sheet of paper inserted with the CD-ROM, was "gimpy donkey". Upon entering the password and reading it on her screen, Mrs. Stillwell was said to "blush" and to "lose her lemonade".
The chief nurse at the Young At Heart Home said the Home's only desk chair will need to be replaced, as Mrs. Stillwell had forgotten to put her on diaper that morning.
"Naked donkeys. Leather. Metal-studded donkey-sized dildos," Mrs. Stillwell said. "That was all I could think of. I couldn't even eat my banana pudding after dinner. And that was three hours later."
A spokesman for AOL said the company believes the story was concocted to obtain an unfair monetary settlement.
"You simply can't read the password on the screen," the AOL spokesman said. "For security purposes, the password is never readable on the computer screen. Something's fishy here."
