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Hillary Clinton to Represent Germany in Holocaust Suit

by Aaron Kendall

A writer from the Globe Enquirer recently divulged information about Hilary Clinton's recent relations with the German government. The writer, Edward Moore, exposes even more of Mrs. Clinton's alleged Anti-Semitic sentiments. In regard to the billion-dollar fund raised by the German government for the Jewish slaves who worked under the Third Reich, it has been suggested that Mrs. Clinton will represent the German government in a suit brought against the victims of the concentration camps. The suit charge that the victims "stained" the ovens with their "Jew-stuff".

Mrs. Clinton, however, denies the claims, saying that she would never participate in a law suit which "had ovens involved" and which could possibly result in "unfair ridicule and psychological damage to the ovens."