To promote their political platforms which support anti-immigration laws, American isolationist Pat Buchanan and Joerg "My Life" Haider have agreed to enter the WCW pro-wrestling league together as the tag team "The Border Brothers".
Pat Buchanan will need to undergo training and develop his body for this new career move, but Haider has been training quite some time for the event.
"I just want to take out that over-pumped Jew Goldberg", growled the charismatic Haider.
When confronted about their goals regarding entering the WCW, Buchanan simply said that he wanted to change the face of wrestling by installing barbed wire around the wrestling ring. "It'll keep out the those little Mexican bastards from hurting our beloved Hulk Hogan", explains Buchanan.
Haider's desire was less complicated. "I just want Poland", proclaimed Haider. "Is that asking too much?"
If they do win the Tag Team title, though, Jesse Ventura has vowed to drop his political career and re-enter wrestling so that he can demolish the two by himself.
