After mainly targeting the black population for its irrational acts of violence and persecution, the K.K.K. has decided to focus its sights on a race with a richer and more tragic history: Native Americans.
"We're now dedicated to ridding our beautiful country of these filthy foreigners," claimed Merlin, the Grand Wizard of the K.K.K. "That's right - foreigners! They came over the Bering Strait from Asia on a land bridge just for the sole purpose of opening casinos on our blessed land and inciting gambling disorders in our less intelligent portion of the population. We've gotta put them on a boat back to Asia, where they belong!"
In response, the leaders of the Native American community have responded by declining the offer to take a boat ride back to Asia.
"Back to middle Asia? Smack in the middle of either a Communist country or a reforming Communist country?", asked a Navajo leader, speaking from his bar and casino.
"Christ, why not just make us leave our penthouses and mansions so that we can live in teepees again... Hey, bartender, can I have another firewater on the rocks?"
