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Nameless Existentialist Source Reports Nothing
by Aaron Kendall
An underground source, codename Nobody, has finally revealed the secrets behind the mysterious subculture known as Existentialism. According to Nobody, in the middle of nowhere, nothing is occurring at this very moment. The occurrence of nothing can be contributed to no one, says Nobody, and no one fucks nobody in exchange for certain favors to make sure that nothing happens. Consequently, no one and nobody have agreed to sell nothing to oblivion.
Oblivion failed to comment.
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