Turner and his staff are hopeful about the possible training of these new Biblical recreations; if successful, it could lead to live television broadcasts of scenes from the Bible.
"Think of it," said Turner, "Every week, millions of Christian will watch scenes from the Bible with the actual people involved! The whole family, in the comfort of their own living rooms, will watch as Jesus Christ is crucified week after week!"
The beauty of cloned Christs, Turned said, was that "if we find that we're short on Christs, we can just make more."
Frito Lay, Inc. has already agreed to fill much of the commercial time for the weekly crucifixions.
After Turner's speech, he invited the press inside the park. The Alabama landscape had been filled with exotic foliage and clear streams. "The greatest priority of the initial construction," Turner said, "was to recreate the environment of the Bible so that Christ and friends would easily adapt to the constructed surroundings."
Powerful Bose speakers, hidden in tree tops, provide the ubiquitous voice of God. Various explosives and booby traps have also been placed strategically throughout the park. "If anyone gets out of line", Turner said, "We can trigger our own mini-versions of Biblical disasters." Turner believes these disasters will aid in convincing the occupants of the park that there does indeed exist an All-Powerful, All-Loving
God.
The first stop on the press tour was Jesus Park's highly praised experimental lab, nearly undetectable inside an artificial cliff. Inside the laboratory, Turner displayed the initial specimens of Christ, which were living inside large cages. Most of the Christs appeared to be in good health, except for one.
