Ms. Parker,
I almost wish you'd get back to defending the rights
of the unborn. Your latest article ("Advice from one
moose to another") is infinitely more "empty,
pathetic, and ludicrous" than the recommendations for
"zig-zagging" put forth by the Montgomery County
police chief whom you evidently get off on
criticizing.
How *%$#ing dare you sit there at your computer and
complain that his advice is of minimal or zero benefit
to potential shooting victims? And to make your
criticism in the voice of - of all the idiotic things
on the freaking planet - Rocky and Bullwinkle? While
a criminal investigation is taking place to find a
SERIAL MURDERER, you have the gall to use such an
unserious tone to tell a police chief to shut his
mouth unless his advice meets your personal standards
of helpfulness? Why don't you march back and forth in
straight lines across a Home Depot parking lot, if
that's what you really want to do, and shut *your*
damn mouth? You've proved yourself to be nothing more
than a talking head minus the head.
The following sentence you directed to Chief Moose was
one which was quite appropriate in the voice of Rocky
and Bullwinkle:
"At the current rate of police efficacy, and in light
of criminology standards recently demonstrated, we
respectfully submit that you might as well have hired
a flying squirrel and a moose to solve this serial
crime."
You dopey, backseat-driving bitch. Let the man do his
job, and you stick with what you're obviously much
more intellectually suited to: watching cartoons.
Sincerely,
Jason Roth
P.S. While you were busy spewing your
Monday-morning-quarterbacking, the Montgomery County
police picked up two possible suspects in a white van.
Let's see if they benefited from your Rocky and
Bullwinkle lecture and did something about that
"police efficacy" problem.
P.P.S. How I refrained from using the "C" word is
beyond me. What would Rocky and Bullwinkle think?
(Coincidentally, almost a year earlier, Ms. Parker got another letter from me. Ain't she lucky?)
