Put the Pope on a Rope
This is a man who wants women with unwanted pregnancies to be slaves to clumps of cells. He can shut his half-conscious mouth about war in Iraq and find himself a nice, comfortable coffin.
"Peace" of Shit Arrested for T-shirt
Here's a litmus test for dishonesty. Anyone who claims that Stephen Downs, the man who was arrested on Monday for not getting the fuck out of a mall when he was told, was "arrested for wearing a T-shirt" is either dishonest or so stupid they're essentially indistinguishable from self-propelled plants. (Apologies to fans of the Swamp Thing.)
Savage Nation
I've only listened to Michael Savage for a couple weeks now, but this guy seems damn cool. He's got a TV show on MSNBC starting this Saturday that I'm not going to miss. He's ballsy, literate, and not afraid to be pissed off at the fact that our civilization is in jeopardy of being wiped off the map. Imagine that. A cable station that broadcasts the near-dead Imus every morning is actually going to feature a human being with a pulse.
Herbal Anthrax Remedies?
On one hand, I'm surprised that the environmentalist technophobes haven't yet endorsed anthrax as an "all natural" dietary supplement. On the other, I'm still waiting for someone to combine bat's milk, saffron, and goat shit and market it as the "natural alternative" to bombing the fuck out of people.
John Travolta, Actor
There was a voice-over guy on a movie commercial today who called John Travolta "one of the greatest actors of our time". After I snapped my neck back into place, I calmly reflected on the magnitude of the stupidity that can be generated when you combine both Hollywood and Madison Avenue.
Surprise Attack
Didn't "surprise" used to be an element of war?
