"I think war is based in greed and there are huge karmic retributions
that will follow. I think war is never the answer to solving any
problems. The best way to solve problems is to not have enemies."
- Sheryl Crow
"War is always the admission of defeat, and is always the worst of
solutions. And hence everything must be done to avoid it."
- French President Jacques Chirac
Let's be honest about the "peace activists". They are not for "peace". They are anti-war. They are anti-self defense. They are completely, utterly anti-violence.
Except, of course, when they are busy defending terrorists for blowing us up, for reasons such as being raised in impoverished regions of the Middle East where the reception on one's Saudi-funded cell phone is not always ideal.
The so-called "peace activists" are not for anything. They are only against. They are "for" peace by no means. Unless, of course, you count a lack of action by the big, bad civilized world as a "means" to peace. They're worried about what will happen when we "initiate" a war, blanking out what happened to the stock brokers and firemen who weren't at war with anybody.
They're day-dreaming pussies who choose to dream about the state of a lack of war, without imagining, identifying, or suggesting the means for ending the war already declared upon us.
And, once and for all, they can take their goddamn "inspections" and shove them ten or fifteen Chomsky-sized feet up their own asses. Every thinking human being knows that these inspections are a fucking joke.
If your mother had ever come into your room and said:
"Ok, honey, now I want you to show me evidence that you destroyed those pornographic magazines I asked you to get rid of last month, and while you're at, can you show me every new copy of Juggs and Penthouse that you've acquired since?"
Do you really think such a policy would have kept your bedroom porn-free? Do you really think such a policy would have opened up the secret porn vaults to inspectors? If there was no threat of being found out and getting your fucking ass kicked, would you have pulled the Playboy lingerie issue out from between the pages of last year's school yearbook? What about that other one in your drawer? What if your mother, for the sake of argument, doubled the number of inspectors, and your dad politely asked you to fork over the magazines without any threat of consequences? Would that have compromised the security of your porn collection?
Hell, fuck no. The only way to keep a porno mag out of a kid's bedroom is with a fucking war, which just happens to be the same way you get rid of a dictator's weapons before he shoots them at you or gives them to someone who can. Case closed.
But just one last question. When Sheryl Crow sings "my friend the communist" in the song "Soak Up the Sun", is the friend she's referring to Kim Jong-il, the North Korean President?
