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The Spirit of a Moron: Mike Wallace
by Jason Roth
If I could ever remember how to pronounce "President Ahmadinejad", it would be like saying "President Capone". Or, more appropriately, "President bin Laden". The idea of calling this guy a president is absurd. The only reason this guy exists is because the 50,000 mindless lunatics he claims are ready to blow themselves up need some mind, any mind, to direct the direction of their exploding flesh. ("So, what do we do now boss?")
Mike Wallace claimed, after his interview with the "President", that Ahmadinejad was only in favor of dissolving Israel politically, not obliterating it. This, after Wallace sat there for an hour and heard him repeat multiple times, "if this happened", referring to the Holocaust. Please, don't tell me that Mike Wallace is a senile bastard. He's mentally slower, but he certainly has his senses. The level of mental fog he must be blowing up his own ass is staggering.
Ahmadinejad said, "If this is real, where did it take place?" And Wallace, helpfully, asked if he meant that if the Holocaust happened in Germany, why didn't the fucking Jews stay in Germany? Ahmadinejad (and this was the funny part) repeatedly had to more or less shake Wallace's shoulders, slap him in the face, and say, "Look, Wallace, I'm evil. I've made that clear a thousand fucking times. How stupid are you Americans?"
Here it is from Mike Wallace, interviewed on Sean Hannity's radio show:
"Where did the Holocaust take place? Did it take place in an Arab neighborhood? Did it take place in Jerusalem? No. It took place in Germany. Then it seems to me, under those circumstances, take Israel, the Zionist entity, he called it, move it to Germany. Move it to Europe. That's where it happened."
Wallace kept quoting Ahmadinejad's insane comments from the last few years and asking him "what did you mean?" Since when does a journalist have to be an idiot to be objective? If someone calls for the destruction of a country, while providing a ridiculous supply of arms to a group that is firing them at that country, is it really necessary to ask whether his preferred connotation of "destruction" was "to obliterate the fuck out of by means of explosives", or "to assimilate the Jews peacefully into the surrounding democratic nations and/or deport them to Germany with all expenses paid?" At some point, don't you have to draw the logical conclusions that your mind is telling you to make, and take a step forward?
The answer, evidently, is no. As long as there are Americans like Wallace willing to hold their fingers down on their own neurons like a water hose, this guy is going help Iran move forward in their goals. And if I have to reiterate what these goals are for you, then you're a proverbial brain-buddy of Mike Wallace and there's no hope for you, anyway.
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