A cable news host asked: "Do female child abusers benefit from a double standard?" In other words, do they get away with their evil deeds, like sucking fifteen-year-old penises, just because society (i.e., male police officers and male judges) think it's ok for a woman, but not for a man, to sleep with teenagers?
After carefully considering this question, I believe the answer is: yeah, so?
I mean, I don't know the statistics here, and I'm sure as hell not going to waste thirty seconds searching for them. But is the idea of women getting away with molesting teenage boys supposed to be offensive to women or to men? Let's say it offends women because it rests on the false premise that teenage boys are capable of making independent sexual decisions, but teenage girls are not. Well, if this is so offensive, then let the freshmen girls get out there with picket signs in front of Jefferson High and demand the right to fuck the algebra teacher at every opportunity: during lunch, recess, bathroom breaks, final exams, whatever. ("Hey, teacher, is that a pop quiz, or are you just happy to see me?")
Don't take something away from the boys just because the gym teacher is too afraid of lawsuits to take a step into the girls' locker room with you. (But rest easy, I'm sure he took a quick glance up while you were climbing that rope.)
On the other hand, let's say it's men who are bothered by women getting away with teenager abuse. Which men? Child molesters? I don't know why male child molesters should be so offended. They seem to be getting away with molesting children, too, because all I hear anyone on Fox News talk about are the millions of sexual predators on the loose. Well, that and how unpatriotic it was of them not to register themselves down at the local Honey, I Fucked the Kids census office.
Here's a random thought. When we catch a child molester, let's put him in the same cell as a child rapist and see who wins. You know, get one of those fifteen-year-olds convicted of raping a three-year-old. Throw the kid in with the guy who hangs outside of Dunkin' Donuts a little too long. Film it and put it up for download on iTunes. I might even buy an iPod if I got to see this steel cage death match. Child molester versus child rapist. And what the fuck, throw in an ex-child star. I'm sure Willis from Diff'rent Strokes could beat the shit out of both of them.
As for these female teachers, we should immediately stop using the word "abuse" in close proximity to any description of any sexual act they may commit with, to, or for a teenage boy. Unless, of course, she's dressed in leather and wielding a whip.
"You've been a bad boy, haven't you Billy?"
"I'll try harder, Mrs. Harris, honest, I will."
"I don't know, Billy. Report cards are due next week."
"But I need the grade, Mrs. Harris. Isn't there anything I could do for extra credit?"
"I don't know, Billy..."
"Please, Mrs. Harris?"
"Well, maybe there's one thing... Have you ever been tutored like this?"
"No, Mrs. Harris. Yes, Mrs. Harris. Oh, for the love of Satan, abuse me, Mrs. Harris, abuse me!"
Just wait until the other kids hear Billy's been statutory raped. He'll be the most popular kid in school.
By the way, have you noticed that liberals are completely in favor of punitive justice when it comes to white collar criminals? It's only the murderers, rapists, and child molesters that they want to rehabilitate. Oh, and how can I forget, the terrorists.
