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Four Great Things About Childbirth
by Jason Roth
- Your life has a purpose.
Hate your job? No problem, now you get paid to show off your baby pictures.
- Marriage problems disappear.
Put that "he spends too much time with his friends" stuff on hold for another 18 years. In the meantime, you've got diapers to change and vibrating, dancing animals to buy.
- People pay attention to you.
Only months before, no one gave a shit whether you were hit by a bus. Now, people treat you like the goddamn ice cream man.
- A life is in your hands.
Ah, yes, that ever-elusive feeling of self-importance. And all you had to do was fuck.
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