Savethehumans.com hereby calls for holy war against the world's anti-war protesters.
A fatwa has been issued by Savethehumans.com against the evil, America-hating, pro-terrorist, or otherwise leftist hippie, university-bombing-wannabes and irrelevant European World War II-amnesiacs who are content to hope for an end to terrorism by no particular means.
Savethehumans.com calls for anti-terrorists everywhere to target anti-war protestors with such methods typically used by leftists in the past, including but not limited to: pie-throwing, spitting, shouting-down, sarcastic remarks, and general disorderly behavior and rudeness. Savethehumans.com urges a jihad of derogatory remarks and insulting jabs against those who side against the victims of terrorism.
Savethehumans.com implores Muslims everywhere, as well as Buddhists, Unitarians, Branch Davidians, and those of any or no religion, to lash out verbally against protesters carrying signs such as "Bush is a Baby Killer", "No Blood for Oil", "We Don't Want Your Racist War", "I'm a Movie Star Who Reads Words Written By Other People For a Living So Therefore You Should Give a Flying Fuck About What I Have to Say", as well as those without signs but simply making snide remarks during the company lunch. It is time to alert leftist pro-terrorists that rational people everywhere know of and understand the evil of their evasions and will no longer tolerate their annoying, offensive bullshit in silence.
Savethehumans.com declares that the proper terminology for pro-terrorist protesters are "pussies" when they use the word "cowboy", as if it's a bad thing to have the brains to identify the fact that some motherfucker needs to be shot and has the balls to do the shooting himself.
Savethehumans.com implores the soft-spoken, bashful, and spineless anti-terrorists to wake the fuck up and stop shaking in their shoes anytime some "liberal" asshole claims that violence begets more violence, so, all things being equal, why don't we choose to be the nonviolent ones and see what happens if we just try to talk the terrorists to death. We insist that any half-assed "conservative" attempt to remove his own watered-down socialist, social security-defending, abortion-rights-hating, God-fearing head out his ass and invoke a little goddamn passion when discussing or writing about a little thing known as fighting for our fucking lives.
Savethehumans.com demands that anyone with a living consciousness who sees a photo of a bulldozed Palestinian house or a dead Iraqi baby as an "argument" against self-defense employed by a skeptical, devil's-advocate playing, zero-solution-offering, success-hating, big-is-bad endorsing life-hater, then take out a full-color photo of a collapsing World Trade Center and force-feed it into the mouth of said purveyor of appeasement. And if they didn't catch a good enough glance between the time you pulled the photo out of your pocket and shoved it down their throat, gently remove the photo, saliva and all, and calmly wait for the counter-argument against that.
If it's talk that they want, give it to them. Loud and clear. Repeat the words: "What should we do? What should we do?" Ask them how an inspection is going to remove a desire to obtain weapons and kill us. Ask them how the act of looking for weapons is going to compel a dictator or a terrorist to start feeling warm and fuzzy, put on a tie-dye T-shirt, smoke a joint, and retire from the business of torturing children, building nuclear weapons, and live in his own little "contained" world happily ever after.
What's the response of a "humanitarian" to the sight of an innocent man or an innocent country attacked by unrepentant force? Simple. It's a knee-jerk quest to destroy innocence. Have mercy on the criminal. Look for root causes. What did we do to deserve this? Never mind Osama bin Laden's millions. It's poor living conditions that caused college-educated Saudi Arabians to fly planes into our buildings. We don't need to defend ourselves. What we need is international gun control. Let's throw the man in jail who defends his family with an unlicensed gun, and let's call the president who defends his country a war criminal. Let's get in bed with the governments who know the most about tyranny and murder: Russia, China, and - oh yeah - France and Germany - and why don't we see if a big, happy group-hug might save the Empire State Building next time.
Savethehumans.com hereby says enough is a fucking nuff. There is no more time for polite cocktail-party discussions about world opinion, coalitions, the money we're withholding from welfare-addicts in order to save their houses from dirty bombs, or how "they" will hate us (more?) if we simply bend over and say "Thank you, Mohamed, may I have another?" The time is now to defend, intellectually and physically, our basic physical existence.
You can mention bombs, planes, and box-cutters. You can talk about Iranian stonings, Iraqi missiles, and Saudi money. You can discuss Palestinian suicides, the fucking absurdity of Syria being on the U.N. "Security" Council, or Libya chairing the U.N. Commission on "Human Rights" after the U.N. itself accused it of using electric shocks, cigarette burns, and other fun assorted examples of "human rights" on its own people.
You can talk about this stuff. This is all optional. But what isn't optional is the tone of never-ending anger and defiance which must remain in your voice at all times. And your willingness to speak up, loudly, clearly, and adamantly. You must denounce the cowards who would have us accept the dishonest evasions of our own, American, enemies. Because right now, at this moment, it is not some religious fanatic who poses the greatest threat to our lives. It is the morally agnostic, the appeasers, the evaders, and the outright intellectual supporters of terrorism within our own borders who will be the end of us. Unless we win the war at home. The war for honesty, clarity, and the acceptance of the reality of what happened on September 11, 2001.
We must acknowledge, within our own minds and within every public forum we have available to us, the things we must do, swiftly and without compromise, to prevent such a day from happening again.
