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Vagina Is Not a Panacea (Though It May Feel Like One)
...The Sequel(read part I)
by Aaron Kendall
So, where was I again? Let's see...there was the part about the
crazy homosexual scientists who create the breakthrough with the
first "shit baby"...no, I haven't made that movie yet, stop asking...
and there was the part about smashing the cabbage over the
guy's head...Oh, wait, I'm good, I remember where we're at. Yep,
we were talking about that whole bit of selling out for some sweet
lovin'...hmmm...did I ever get to that part about why people do
things like that? I didn't? Really?!? Oh, man...I can't believe
that I let something that good slip by...My bad, folks. I'll make
up for it.
So, we had our little polemic about how people sell their souls
and dreams for access to another person's body (specifically their
genitalia), and then we agreed on how I was absolutely right about
the matter (okay, it was actually me pontificating and you were a
passive reader who had no role - now shut up)...but why would someone
do something like that? Is it merely carnal...or is it something else?
Something that haunts the halls of that sexual interaction, lingering
in the corners and watching with that "priest masturbating in a
confessional booth" look on his face? Hmmm...what a good question...
I wish that we had the answer to that...whoa, wait a second...well,
look at that. There's the answer! Folks, like John Edwards, don't
ask me how the magic gets done...just be glad that I'm here to
share myself with you...
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