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Those Three Little Words That I Hate to Say: Made in China

by Aaron Kendall

Phrases like "I just don't think that we have the right" and "It isn't our call to make" permeate the dialogue of people today when you even get remotely close to an aggressive position. China has gotten away with so much because so many people have stood idly by and not condemned the very idea of its government and its supposed "ideals". Communism IS Bad...and, no, it doesn't look good on paper, for you idiots that even suggest such a thing. It looks like shit in reality AND on paper.

On paper, are you going to tell me that a doctor is just as valuable as a janitor? When your daughter is dying of cancer, who is more important? A man who saves lives or a man who cleans up shit for a living? And so you pay the doctor more for being more valuable. And, I mean, for fuck's sake, if you look at a video of tanks running over protesters in Tiananmen Square and tell me that you don't have the "right" to do or think anything about it, then why don't you just go ahead and put your balls in a jar, followed by handing them over to me since you won't be using them anytime soon.

So what's next in this little saga involving China? Well, I think that we definitely know how the United States would react if China were to finally invade Taiwan. More than likely, the United States would be so bold as to offer to bury the millions of dead Taiwanese for free and to make sure that the Chinese didn't get too carried away with all of the merry, happy-go-lucky torturing of the Taiwanese that happened to survive the invasion.

In other words, don't count on the United States government to be bold in its foreign policy anytime soon. And what will happen between the United States and China? Oh, I'm not sure. Maybe it'll go on being just as it is now. If that day does come, though, when China decides to get more "breathing room" by promising Russia that it'll just take Poland and leave the rest of the world alone, don't say that I didn't warn you.

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